Comedy is like music; it builds on itself. Once someone comes up with a theory or a different way of doing things, people start to mimic it on some level. That's why you go back to the guys you loved in the 80s... and it just seems tired now, because it was all foundation.

Coward is the most misused word in our society.

Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.

Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.