They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.
[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.
I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!
Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.
If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?