I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.