When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.
Doug StanhopeComplaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
Doug StanhopeIf you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.
Doug StanhopeThe ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying: 'What are you going to do about that, faggot?' That is cowardice. When the bullets start flying past that jock's saucer-shaped ears, that's not cowardice. That's payback.
Doug Stanhope