In 20 years of comedy, I've probably had a dozen good points.
I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.
It's our flaws who make us who we are.
Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.
Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.
The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.