Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.

Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.