What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

The characteristic of a well-bred man is, to converse with his inferiors without insolence, and with his superiors with respect and with ease.

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying: 'What are you going to do about that, faggot?' That is cowardice. When the bullets start flying past that jock's saucer-shaped ears, that's not cowardice. That's payback.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.