Sex is free fun for poor people.
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.
Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.
The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.
Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.