Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

I am 42 years old and I have $9000, and I am out of ideas. I've nothing to spend it on. I'm bored shitless. I will die with that $9000.

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.