Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

I love playing in the UK because there are some topics that you just can't talk about in the States without getting run out of town. So let me just say this: Louis C. K.'s new show sucks.

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.