It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.