It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.