I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.