I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.