I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.

I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!"

Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.