Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.
Doug StanhopeOld people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.
Doug StanhopeThe only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.
Doug Stanhope