I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

Sex is free fun for poor people.