My first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.
I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.
Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.
Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile.
Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.