I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.

People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.