I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.