If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.