If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

You do bits and you fake anger and you write a bit and you have passion for it. Then you do it too many times and you have to work up the anger... and I've never had to do that with Dr. Drew Pintsky. Dr. Drew is to medicine what David Blaine is to science.

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.