I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.