That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.
You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?
AA makes Scientology look credible.
Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.
Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.