I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.