I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

The characteristic of a well-bred man is, to converse with his inferiors without insolence, and with his superiors with respect and with ease.