When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

AA makes Scientology look credible.

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.