Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.
Doug StanhopeRace, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
Doug StanhopeMutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!
Doug Stanhope