If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.
Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.
Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.
Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.