There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.

I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.