Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.
People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.
Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.
Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.
The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.
The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.