I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
Doug StanhopeI've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!
Doug StanhopeIf you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.
Doug Stanhope