If you're in high-school and you're not having fun, quit.

I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

There are some occasions in which a man must tell half his secret, in order to conceal the rest; but there is seldom one in which a man should tell all. Great skill is necessary to know how far to go, and where to stop.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.