If you're in high-school and you're not having fun, quit.

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.