Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, Im not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.