Coward is the most misused word in our society.

I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.

Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The most fun is having a point of view that the audience is generally against and presenting an argument that challenges their thinking.