I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.
Doug StanhopeI'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.
Doug StanhopeEverybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.
Doug StanhopeChild pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.
Doug StanhopeWe must not suppose that, because a man is a rational animal, he will, therefore, always act rationally; or, because he has such or such a predominant passion, that he will act invariably and consequentially in pursuit of it. No, we are complicated machines; and though we have one main spring that gives motion to the whole, we have an infinity of little wheels, which, in their turns, retard, precipitate, and sometime stop that motion.
Doug Stanhope