I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

AA makes Scientology look credible.