AA makes Scientology look credible.

If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The most fun is having a point of view that the audience is generally against and presenting an argument that challenges their thinking.