AA makes Scientology look credible.

I recommend to you, in my last, an innocent piece of art: that of flattering people behind their backs, in presence of those who, to make their own court, much more than for your sake, will not fail to repeat, and even amplify, the praise to the party concerned. This is of all flattery the most pleasing, and consequently the most effectual.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.