I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.
Doug StanhopeIf second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?
Doug StanhopeExcess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.
Doug StanhopeThere's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.
Doug Stanhope