Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.