I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.
Doug StanhopeThere's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.
Doug StanhopeI couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.
Doug Stanhope