The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.

You do bits and you fake anger and you write a bit and you have passion for it. Then you do it too many times and you have to work up the anger... and I've never had to do that with Dr. Drew Pintsky. Dr. Drew is to medicine what David Blaine is to science.

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.

It's our flaws who make us who we are.