The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

AA makes Scientology look credible.