Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."