Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.
Coward is the most misused word in our society.
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.
People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.
If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.