I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.
I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.
Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile.
Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.