They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!

I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!