I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.
Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.
There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.
Sex is free fun for poor people.
Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.