Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD
The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.
Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?
The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.
I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.
If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.