I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

Sex is free fun for poor people.

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!