Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.