What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.

I recommend to you, in my last, an innocent piece of art: that of flattering people behind their backs, in presence of those who, to make their own court, much more than for your sake, will not fail to repeat, and even amplify, the praise to the party concerned. This is of all flattery the most pleasing, and consequently the most effectual.

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.