Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.
I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.
Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile.
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.
I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.
I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?