What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.