There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.