There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.

He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.

As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.