The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.
I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.
Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.
If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.
I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.