I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.
Doug StanhopeHave you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
Doug StanhopeI don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.
Doug StanhopeStatistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.
Doug StanhopeAlcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.
Doug StanhopeAbortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.
Doug Stanhope