People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.
Doug StanhopeI've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
Doug StanhopeComplaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
Doug Stanhope