The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.
I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.
Get the right to marry - and then don't.
Nothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum, it can feel more like a dinner theater than a live experience.