Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile.

Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.

When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

I recommend to you, in my last, an innocent piece of art: that of flattering people behind their backs, in presence of those who, to make their own court, much more than for your sake, will not fail to repeat, and even amplify, the praise to the party concerned. This is of all flattery the most pleasing, and consequently the most effectual.