Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.