Your sins are what make you fantastic. It's what makes you alive. You should wear your sins on your sleeve. You should be trying to top your sins on a daily basis.

If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.