Your sins are what make you fantastic. It's what makes you alive. You should wear your sins on your sleeve. You should be trying to top your sins on a daily basis.

I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.