You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, Im not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

The fact is that really no comedian sets out to offend you. Some comics enjoy the challenge of taking a subject that is likely to be found offensive and trying to make it funny‚ but the object is still to make you laugh. Offense is only a calculated risk. It's highly unlikely that a comedian whose only goal was to repulse you would ever make it past an open-mic stage, far less build a long career of touring theatres and television appearances.

Comedy is like music; it builds on itself. Once someone comes up with a theory or a different way of doing things, people start to mimic it on some level. That's why you go back to the guys you loved in the 80s... and it just seems tired now, because it was all foundation.

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.