You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see whos funniest, with everyone treated equally.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

Comedy is like music; it builds on itself. Once someone comes up with a theory or a different way of doing things, people start to mimic it on some level. That's why you go back to the guys you loved in the 80s... and it just seems tired now, because it was all foundation.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.