Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.