I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography.

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.