I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.

I was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.