The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.
Doug StanhopeI think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!
Doug StanhopeI've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
Doug StanhopeThere's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.
Doug Stanhope