Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to tell me to do comedy before I even tried it. She was always up for any gag.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.