Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.