Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.

I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!