Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

There are some occasions in which a man must tell half his secret, in order to conceal the rest; but there is seldom one in which a man should tell all. Great skill is necessary to know how far to go, and where to stop.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women, that your children are at risk of riding that freight train straight into hell or an opium den. Then I'd parlay that fear into a chain of overpriced "rehab" centers that can cure them and shake Satan from their souls. But I am not that ambitious. I am a drunk.

Your sins are what make you fantastic. It's what makes you alive. You should wear your sins on your sleeve. You should be trying to top your sins on a daily basis.