There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.
Doug StanhopeI drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.
Doug StanhopeIf I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.
Doug StanhopeParalympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.
Doug Stanhope