I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The most fun is having a point of view that the audience is generally against and presenting an argument that challenges their thinking.