I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.