I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.