Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.
Doug StanhopeThe first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.
Doug StanhopeNothing against comedy clubs, they work. But when you're sitting with a tablecloth and a candle and an appetizer menu, three-drink minimum, it can feel more like a dinner theater than a live experience.
Doug Stanhope