People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.