The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.

Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.