The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake at the graveyard shift in the nursing home, groaning with dementia. The only reason he hasn't killed himself is that he hasn't figured out a way he can do it with pudding.