The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.

The reputation of generosity is to be purchased pretty cheap; it does not depend so much upon a man's general expense, as it does upon his giving handsomely where it is proper to give at all. A man, for instance, who should give a servant four shillings, would pass for covetous, while he who gave him a crown, would be reckoned generous; so that the difference of those two opposite characters, turns upon one shilling.

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.