The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.

I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.