I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.
I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.
The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.
So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.