I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met