I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.