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What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.