If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
Doug StanhopeI have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.
Doug StanhopeParalympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.
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