I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake at the graveyard shift in the nursing home, groaning with dementia. The only reason he hasn't killed himself is that he hasn't figured out a way he can do it with pudding.

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?