I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

Get the right to marry - and then don't.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.