I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

Coward is the most misused word in our society.