I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.