Sex is free fun for poor people.

When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

A lot of the Olympic games just boil down to genetics. Michael Phelps is genetically built to swim better than other people if he trains the same way. You might as well have a competition for who's the tallest, and act like it's anyone's game!

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.