Sex is free fun for poor people.

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.