Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.