There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.