I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.