I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

Sex is free fun for poor people.

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.

Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.