Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.
Doug StanhopeAbortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.
Doug StanhopeHere's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.
Doug StanhopeI go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.
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