I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?