What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.