What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.