What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.