It is a great advantage for any man to be able to talk or hear, neither ignorantly nor absurdly, upon any subject; for I have known people, who have not said one word, hear ignorantly and absurdly; it has appeared by their inattentive and unmeaning faces.

People always try to palm me weed when I'm always talking about how I don't smoke weed. But they always try to ... and when they stop offering me weed, then I'm going to feel kind of out of touch, like: "What did I do wrong that you won't offer me drugs that I don't do?" Because I'll trade those drugs out for drugs that I do do.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.