You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

It's our flaws who make us who we are.

If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.

All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!

Sex is free fun for poor people.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.